Art Thief

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Art Thief

An art thief once stole some very expensive paintings from the Louvre in Paris. 

He took two Van Goghs, a couple Monets, a DeGas, and some other paintings.

Everything went perfectly, except he was captured sitting in his van with the paintings only 2 blocks from the museum. His van had run out of fuel!

When asked by the police how he could plan such a successful robbery and then be foiled by such a simple error, he replied:

'I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH!'

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GROAN!