Relaxing

[Seafood]

I was sitting in the garden having a beer when my wife stood by the back door.

"You've been out there all day," she said, "Why don't you come in and spend more time with me?"

"I'd love to," I said, "But today I'd rather just sit here and relax."

"I think you're lying," she grumbled.

"Why would you think that?" I asked.

"Because it's fucing raining!"