Bear in a Bar

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Bear in a Bar

A bear walked into a bar, held out a twenty, and ordered a martini. 

Without batting an eye, the bartender took the twenty, mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the bear, and handed the bear a few coins in change.

After a few minutes, the bartender remarked, “You know, I think you are the first bear I’ve ever seen in this bar!”

The bear looked at the change in his paw and said:

“And at these prices, I’ll be the last bear you’ll ever see in this bar too.”