Boris

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Love him or hate him good old Boris isn’t daft is he....
Opens up the barbers and the pubs ,fresh cut and pint or 12 with the lads knowing full well the Mrs doesn’t want to be seen out in public with eyebrows like caterpillars and fingernails like pork scratching’s so he’s kept beauty salons closed so she can stay at home looking after the kids...The bloke’s a genius even if he brushes his hair with a fooking toffee apple!!!