School Report

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School Report

The boy’s father was so disappointed with his son’s school report, he decided to go and see the headmaster to find out what had gone wrong.

“Well, I have good news and bad news,” replied the headmaster.

“The bad news is that your son has discovered he’s gay and he spends all his time pursuing the good-looking boys instead of studying.”

The father was horrified. “But what on earth is the good news?” he stammered.

The headmaster smiled:

“Well, the good news is that your son has been voted Queen of the May.”