Pulled Over

[Seafood]

Driving home from the bar earlier, we were pulled over by a Police Car.
"Everything alright officer?" I asked.
"Not really sir," he replied, "Your car was weaving across the road in a very uncontrolled manner."
"What do you expect?" I said, "I've had eight beers."
He laughed, "In that case, I fully understand why you let your wife drive home."