Pricey Coffee

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Pricey Coffee

A beggar approached a well-dressed man walking down the street and asked, “Say pal, could you spare twenty bucks for a cup of coffee?”

“Twenty dollars?!” exclaimed the gentleman. “Listen my dear fellow, nowhere in this town will you find a place that charges that much for a cup of coffee!”

“I know,” said the beggar:

“but it’s my girlfriend’s birthday, and I wanted to knock off early.”