Old Pub

[Seafood]

A man visiting Scotland enters a very old pub, though the pub is full of people no one appeared to be drinking. Undeterred the man asks for a pint of beer. The barman pulls the pint and charges 1p. "1p for a pint of beer?' ask the man. "Arh well" explains the barman "Today the pub is 100 years old, so to celebrate we are today charging the prices of a 100 years ago"
"That's fantastic " says the man "But why is nobody else in the pub drinking?"
The barman replies "They're waiting for Happy Hour to start!!.