Trying to Please Mama

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Trying to Please Mama

The first woman was elected U.S. president. She called her mom to make sure she was coming to the inauguration.

“I don’t know, dear. What would I wear?”

“Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll send a designer to help you.”

“But you know I need special foods for my diet.”

“Mom, I’m going to the president. I can get you the food you need.”

“But how will I get there?”

“I’ll send a limo, Mom. Just come!”

“OK, OK, if it makes you happy.”

The great day came, and Mama was seated with the future cabinet members. She nudged the man on her right:

 “See that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible? Her brother’s a doctor!”