Bad Driver

[uk666]

Bad Driver

I was driving with my friend. 

We come to a red light and he speeds up and whips right through it. 

I start freaking out "Hey man, you’re going to get us killed!" 

He replies "Relax, my brother drives like this." 

We come to another red light and he blazes right through.

"You're going to get arrested or get us killed!" 

"Relax this is how my brother drives." 

We come to a green light he stops dead looking both ways.

"Dude, it's green you can go." 

"Nah man, my brother might be coming the other way."