Police

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An Englishman, a Scotsman & an Irishman attend an interview to join the police force. The Englishman is called in 1st. the interviewing officer levels with him “we badly need officers so this is going to be a little unorthodox, answer 1 simple question & you’re on the force”
“Ok I can probably manage that”
“Who killed Jesus Christ?”
The Englishman answers “The Romans”
Officer: “well done, go to the desk sergeant, get your uniform & come back & see me for your 1st assignment” Scotsman’s up next. The officer explains the situation & proceeds
Officer: “1 simple question & you’re on the force, who killed Jesus Christ?”
Scotsman “well I’m sure that was the Romans?”
Officer: “Very good, welcome to the force, go to the desk sergeant get a uniform & come back & see me for your 1st assignment”
Finally it’s the Irishman’s turn, the officer explains the situation & that the interview may seem a little unorthodox. “Ok son, if you can tell me who killed Jesus Christ you’re on the police force” the Irishman is stunned & practically speechless “Erm....well... mmm...” the
officer reassures him it’s not a trick but the Irishman still can’t answer the question. “Listen” The officer continues “Go get a cuppa, have a think, take your time & I’m sure it will come to you” The Irishman leaves the office & bumps into the Englishman & the Scotsman, both in full police uniform “isn’t this great ?” Says the Englishman & Scotsman “1 simple question & you’re on the police force?” The Irishman replies “you lucky bastards got a simple question?....He wants me to solve a fucin murder”