Bell Ringer

[Seafood]

Local church put out a call for a new bell ringer and a man with no arms answered.

"How will you ring the bell my son? You have no arms." the pastor asked.

"Take me to the bell Padre and I'll show you." the man replied.

So they go up the bell tower and the man proceeded to ring the bell using his head.

"Wonderful my son. You start this Sunday."

So Sunday rolls around and once again, the bell was heard throughout the town. As the people congregated to the front of the church, they stopped and saw the armless man, lying dead, in the middle of the courtyard.

The town sheriff walks up, looks at the corpse, and asks the crowd, "Does anyone here know this man?"

The pastor looks up and says, "No, but his face sure rings a bell!"