Dear John

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A young sailor on a year long deployment received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

'Dear Jack,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you

Love, Jenny'

Jack, with hurt feelings, asked his shipmates for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-lashes, aunties cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Jenny, he included all the other pictures of the pretty ladies he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:

"Dear Jenny,

I'm so sorry, but I can't remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take care, Jack"