Smartest Man

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Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope and a 10-year-old schoolgirl -- is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Trump says " I need one. I am the smartest man in the US and I need to solve the pandemic!" He takes one parachute and jumps. Johnson says ' I'm needed to solve the COVID-19 mess in Britain '. He grabs one and jumps. The Pope says: " The Catholics of the world depend on me for comfort in a time of fear." He takes one and jumps. " You can have the last parachute," says Merkel to the 10-year-old. " I've lived my life. Yours is just starting." The little girl replies: " Don't worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA just took my school bag."