Check Point

[Seafood]

Young lad driving to work in these troubled times, is stopped at a checkpoint.
"Where are you going " Says the guard
" I'm going to work, we're an essential service"
"Oh yeah" Says the guard " And pray tell, what do you do that's so essential"
"We build arseholes" Says the young lad
"Sorry, explain that to me" Says the guard
Young lad says, " We put piles of shite in a bucket, and eventually it grows into a six foot arsehole "
" And what do you do with a six foot arsehole" Says the guard
Young lad replies " We put them on a checkpoint to ask people where they are going"