Dead poodle

[bluescope]

Rosie, the poodle of a wealthy old Jewish widow had died. The heartbroken lady went to her Rabbi and asked: "Rebbe, Rosie is dead. She has been my faithful companion and only friend since my Schlomo passed away 9 years ago. Could you please offer a prayer for her?"

The Rabbi replied, "No, I am very sorry but we cannot hold services for an animal in our synagogue. But not far from here there's a new temple that has opened. I  heard they're quite liberal over there. Maybe they can hold services for your poodle."

"Thank you. I'll go talk to them now," the old lady said. "Do you think $10,000 will be enough to donate to the service?"

Quickly the Rabbi replied: "So why didn't you tell me the poodle was orthodox?"

 

 

Maz

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