Nothing Handled

[Seafood]

A man goes into a bakers and asks for 2 bread rolls the shop man picks them up with tongs and puts them in a paper bag, he then asks for 2 cakes the shop man picks them up with the tongs and puts them in the bag.

The man says! "It’s nice to see you don’t handle the food!"

The shop man says! "Nothing in my shop is handled by human hand!"

He then noticed a peace of string hanging out of the shop mans trousers and asks! "What is that peace of string for!"

The shop man says! "When I need a piss I just pull on the string and it pops out?"

"That’s ok!" Says the man! "But how do you put it back?"

"That’s no problem!" Says the shop man! "I just use the tongs! “