Billy The Kid

[bluescope]

Billy has just been given a great new cowboy outfit for his tenth birthday. Leather chaps, vest, ten-gallon hat and a pair of pearl-handled pistols and a few dollars to spend any way he wants.

He saunters into the local soda fountain shop, chest puffed out, hat pushed back and hands on both pistols and says to the young lady behind the counter, "Ma'am, I'll have a triple choc sundae with nuts, if ye'd be so kind."

The young lady replied, "Do you want your nuts crushed?"

Quick as lightnng, Billy whips out his pistols and cries, "Do you want yer tits shot off?!"

 

 

Maz

I am woman, hear me giggle!