Night Out

[Seafood]

The poor little rich girl awoke after a long night out on the town with her friends. She found herself totally naked and with a monster of a hangover, so she rang for her butler and ordered a strong cup of black coffee.

When he delivered it, she said, "Jeeves, I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"

"I carried you upstairs, Ma'am, and put you to bed."

"But my dress?"

"It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I removed it and hung it in your closet."

"But what about my underwear?"

"I feared the elastic might limit your circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them."

"What a night!" she sighed. "I must have been tight!"

"Only the first time, Ma'am!" “