Medium

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The girlfriend and I had a blazing row then she stormed off, jumped in the car, sped away and ended up wrapping it round a lampost and killing herself.

I was so upset I went to a medium as I wanted to apologise for my harsh words.

For half an hour we sat there in silence, watching the ouija board.

All of a sudden the medium stands up and says "That'll be $500 please."

"But nothing’s happened!”

I replied.

"She's still not talking to you," said the medium!!.