Box of Eggs

[Bad Karma]

A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man returns home, gets the box out from under the bed and opens it to find 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash.

He returns to the hospital and asks his wife, “Honey, why are there 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash?”

She replied, “Well, over our 35 years of marriage whenever we had bad lovemaking I would put an egg in the box.” So, immediately the husband thought of himself as a love machine.

He asked her, “Well, what is the money for?”

The wife replied, “Every time I got a dozen eggs I sold them!!!