Fresh

[Seafood]

Last night I got into bed with my wife and all I wanted to do was go to sleep, but she had other ideas and started to grab hold of me and play with me, I knew she was up for it.

So I turned to her and said "Darling go down stairs and bring the cling film up." and she did because she's a really broad minded girl.

So I ripped off a large piece and put it between her legs, she look at me and said "Will it make me really sensitive?"

I looked back at her and said "No, but it'll keep you fresh until tomorrow!!..