Over Breakfast One Morning

[Seafood]

Mary and her husband were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.

He suddenly said, 'Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.'

'Now why would you want me to do something like that?' Mary asked.

'I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other arsehole using my stuff...'

'What makes you think I'd marry another arsehole?"