Scary Kilt

[Bad Karma]

A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scotsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

“What’s underneath your kilt?”, she asked him. “Why don’t you take a look”, he replied.

Curiosity overcoming her, she lifted the kilt, then let it go, “Oh, it’s gruesome!”

“Well, why don’t you take another look, it just grew-some more!!!!!”