Clinton & Jerry Falwell

[Bad Karma]

Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of ‘public decency’, was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.

After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whiskey and soda, which were brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen wh*r* than let liquor touch these lips!”

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know there was a choice…”