Mother Inlaw

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The Mother-in-Law came round this morning . I knew it was her because next door's Rotweiller was whimpering . I let her in the hallway and she started ( Always criticising the old bat ! )
She pointed to a frame on the wall and said 'Oh ! I suppose that hideous painting on the wall there is what you call Modern art?'
I said 'No Mother-in-Law . It's the new MIRROR!'