Forward Planning

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My buddy Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a huge fortune once his sickly father died.

Tom wanted two things:
- To learn how to invest his massive inheritance.
- To find a wife to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card. Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at forward planning than men.