Good News

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Good News

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

He says, “John, I have some good news and some bad news.”

The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”

The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”

John replied enthusiastically, “My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. I think I can handle the bad news; you mind telling me what it is?”

The attorney replied:

“The pictures are of you and your secretary.”