Stabbing Pains

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Stabbing Pains

Shawn was on the phone with his ex-wife Margery. Somehow their conversation drifted from child custody issues to aches and pains.

Margery asked, “Well do you ever get a shooting pain in your neck as if someone were stabbing a voodoo doll with a long sharp pin?”

“No, not really,” he replied.

There was a brief pause before Margery asked:

“How about now?”