Lamp

[Seafood]

Traveller finds an old oil lamp in the dump.
Cleaning up the lamp out pops a genie in a big puff of smoke!!
The genie says to the traveller you are my master you have two wishes I will grant for you!
The traveller taken by surprise manages to utter the words"thanks boss god bless your mother and father, I wish I was Elvis!..Big puff of smoke! And the traveller turns into Elvis!
Genie says to him "what is your final wish oh master?
Traveller says "boss I want to be filthy rich and never have to do a days work!"
Big puff of smoke! ..and the genie turns him back into a traveller