Frozen

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People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the
positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a
frozen carburettor.
Last year on a bitterly cold winter's day, a motorcycle cop
on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The
biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face
helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
"What's the matter? asked the cop
"Carburettor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Piss on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The cop unzipped and promptly
warmed the carburettor as promised.
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the local police station received a note of thanks
from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill.........”.