Revenge

[Seafood]

Little lad walking down the street at 2am when a copper approaches him... "And where are you going at this time of the night sonny"... the lad says "I'm looking for a prostitute"... The cop asks "Why would you be looking for a prostiute"... the lad says "I want to get a dose of the clap"... "Whatever makes you want that" asks the cop... "Well, If I get the clap i can give it to the maid, the maid can give it to father, father he can give it to mother and mother can give it to the gardener coz he's the b*st*rd that killed my tortoise!!..