Guinness and women

[Bad Karma]

This is very upsetting for you guys. Research scientists at Guinness suggested
that men should take a look at their beer consumption after considering the
results of a recent analysis, which had revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the
finding, 100 men were fed eight pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive,
failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when
wrong.

No further testing is planned.