Fancy Dress

[Seafood]

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room.

Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs.

The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back with a potato around his p*n*s.

The wife gave him a weird look, and then the husband replied: "If you're going as a sour-puss, I'm going as a dictator."