Americans

[Bad Karma]

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to sue the original light bulb
manufacturer for pain and suffering for having to change the light bulb,
compensation for lost light, and to set a new legal precedence requiring
light bulb manufacturers to state clearly that light bulbs may require
replacing and that the manufacturer is in no way responsible for lost
wages or any other consequential damages as allowed by law.