The Final Journey

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The Final Journey

As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlour the family discusses funeral arrangements for him.

Son Gary says, "We'll make a real big thing out of it. We'll have hundred people. We'll order loads of limos."

Daughter Grace says, "Why do you want to waste money like that? We'll have the family and maybe few friends. Couple of limos will do."

They proceed. Grandson Jeff says, "We'll have lots of flowers. We'll surround him with dozens of roses and lilies, dozens and dozens."

Daughter Alice says, "What a waste! We'll have one little bouquet, that's enough."

Suddenly, the voice of the old man is heard, wafting weakly from the bedroom:

"Why don't you get me my pants? I'll walk to the cemetery."