Nail Gnashing

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Nail Gnashing

Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea.

“I do wish my Gerald would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous,” the first one said.

“Oh, my Ian used to do the same thing,” the other woman commented. “But I broke him of that habit really quick.”

“What did you do?” asked the first.

“I hid his teeth.”