Signs of the Times

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Signs of the Times

1. Sign on an electrician's truck: "Let Us Remove Your Shorts."
2. Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town. "Best Place in Town to Take a Leak."
3. Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little."
4. Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."
5. Sign in a maternity clothes store: "We are open on Labor Day."
6. Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
7. Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push."
8. Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write."
9. Sign in an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
10. Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
11. Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
12. Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."
13. Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
14. Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."