Thanksgiving

[uk666]

Thanksgiving

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't

1. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
2. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
3. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
4. Talk about a huge breast!
5. It's Cool Whip time!
6. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Are you going to come again next time?
9. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
10. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
11. Don't play with your meat.
12. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
13. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
14. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
15. You still have a little bit on your chin.
16. Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
17. How long will it take after you stick it in?
18. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
19. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
20. Are you coming?
21. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
22. Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
23. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

[mgk1956]

And to think that they are just talking about a bird!!