Men’s' Room Behaviour

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Men’s' Room Behaviour

You may expect to find one or more of the following behaviours in a men's room at any time.

1. EXCITABLE: shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. SOCIABLE: joins friends in a piss whether he has to or not.
3. CROSSEYED: looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is hung.
4. TIMID: cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.
5. INDIFFERENT: all urinals being used, pisses in sink. Depending on the venue, may be met with complaint of "Oh maaaan!" from others.
6. CLEVER: no hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.
7. WORRIED: not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. PLAYFUL: plays stream up. down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9. ABSENT MINDED: opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. CHILDISH: pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. SNEAK: farts silently when pissing, acts very innocent, knows man at next stall will get blamed.
12. PATIENT: stands very close for a long time while waiting, reads with free hand.
13. DESPERATE: waits in long line, legs crossed, pisses in pants.
14. TOUGH: bangs d*ck on side of urinal to dry it.
15. EFFICIENT: Wait until he has to sh*t, then does both.
16. FAT: backs up and takes a blind shot urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. LITTLE: Stands on box.
18. DRUNK: holds left thumb in right hand. Pisses in pants.
19. DISGRUNTLED: stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. CONCEITED: holds two-inch d*ck like a baseball bat.