21 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Guitars

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21 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Guitars

1. Women are more fun when the power goes out 
2. You cannot get your guitar wet 
3. Ever try to screw a guitar? 
4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" 
5. A guitar won't beg to be played 
6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it 
7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue 
8. Guitars aren't very aggressive 
9. A guitar won't play you back 
10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream 
11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back 
12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk 
13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it 
14. You can't play two guitars at once 
15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back) 
16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings. 
17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun. 
18. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them. 
19. You can't marry a rich guitar. 
20. Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime. 
21. Guitars don't taste very good.