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  • Andr Legend

Most assuredy, they do! Just ask anyone who has slept in the forest after the annual Woodlice Chili Cookoff!

Well, it says "Ask a stupid question - get a stupid answer" but is it really necessary for the asked question to be stupid or, can it be a well-thought out plea for a meaningful answer which will solve some of the world's woes?

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The Hairy Canary

you can ask any question you like but the answer is in the laps of the gods lol.

How much chilli does a woodlice consume per session?

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  • Andr Legend

¼ Microgram

Why would anyone want to know that other than mgk1956 or BamSec1 ?

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The Hairy Canary

I think it is of national importance.

Don't you?

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Not really.

I am more interested in this:

If woodlice fart in a forest and nobody smells them, did they actually fart?

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  • Andr Legend

Of course they do... take notice of the trees swaying next time you're out and about in the verdant forestland - wind lad, gas generated wind!.

Why are so many concerned about the body functions of the adorable and cuddly wood lice?

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The Hairy Canary

A) they're not adorable. B) they're definitely not cuddly and C) I think you need to have a recount as what you call 'so many' is two people who are really just inquisitive not concerned!

Why do you have to exaggerate everything you say?

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I think we have to accept that HooHaa is like that.

Why does all this talk about woodlice upset you?

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The Hairy Canary

I think they are entitled to their privacy and we should stand up for their rights!

Can you eat a whole dish of jellied eels?

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The Hairy Canary

He was approaching a KFC and didn't want to take any chances.

Why can't I change the subject?

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  • Andr Legend

Nothing wrong with changing the subject but it would be most appreciated if everyone would change their socks more often!

The ventilation in this new forum leaves a bit to be desired.

Why do Brits call cookies cakes?

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The Hairy Canary

I think they just like to Upset Mr Kipling.

Will MMT ever get the hang of this game :)

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He already has he has now stared to eat too many cookies, that he sees cakes before his eyes

Why has HooHaa stopped beating his gorilla?

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The Hairy Canary

It's National be nice to Gorillas week.

Why is water wet?

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The Hairy Canary

hmm so so, I am looking for an average response time of 3 seconds for this thread ;)

Am I expecting too much?

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The Hairy Canary

Only if you have very nimble fingers and another nine people to keep an eye on the other games for you.

Can MMT get the required personnel :)

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  • Andr Legend

Yes, he does. He is part of the staff on a BBC-2 program called Top Gear. I believe he is James May's costumer.

Why did I write that?

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The Hairy Canary

Naaa, he's a pirate at heart.

Can you really juggle soot?

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